I was out with my friend heading into Kingston . A very large man jogged past us.
A few moments later a chavmobile boomed past and a spotty, malnourished face emerged and shouted something along the lines of: "whatchoo runnin' for you fu'ing wanga"
The man stuck his finger up at them and instantly became a role model for me.
Predictably the vehicle screeched to a halt and a youth in an Ali G tracksuit emerged and started doing a strange arm-swinging dance in the man's direction. At the same time he enquired if the gent was seeking a physical beating and did he know of a good doctor.
Things happened very quickly after this. The first scumbag got close to this man and received what I can only call a world-class uppercut. Three others had emerged from the car ready to assist their leader in yet another easy beating and froze at the site of this. The man carried on jogging in a very calm manner in their direction.
The nearest two regained the moral high ground by informing him that he was a 'c**t' for 'chinnin'' their friend.The larger of the two nervously stepped in his way only to be doubled over by an honest to goodness flying kick.
The remaining two gangstas decided they would let him live this time and stepped aside, hurling a bit of predictable abuse when he was about 30 yards away.
Life is sweet.....
The benefits of a Surbiton.com account:
Gosh how interesting Anonymoustooscaredtoshowname. There was an article in a newspaper about a month ago about how Welsh houses are being bough by chavs and pikeys as second homes. You definately confirm this.
We don't live in Wales, we’ve 2nd homes in Wales, blimey a long weekends enough!
BTW bonehead, it's spelt SURBITON, at least get the basics right
Traditionally English oh I see okay well if all the English people living in Wales move out I will move out of Surbtion back to Wales. Is that okay with you then ANONYMOUS?
Surbiton is like any other town, it has its good and bad areas, its black and white areas etc
I hope that Surbiton remain traditionally ENGLISH
What is going on in this forum?
I found it a useful tool to research an area that I was interested in moving to. Now that I have committed myself into moving into Surbiton a number of racist comments start appearing.
I have to say I am worried that I have made a mistake. I hope not as it seems like a lovely area on the surface.
TG I am sorry, and I must say I was surprised to see you posting such a childish and inarticulate post as you posts are usually very intelligent. Its probably one of the cowardly little anonymous posters hiding behind your skirts - how very pathetic!
That ISNT a post from me!!
When I post here I'm not afraid not to use my online user name unlike some others -
however this is the 2nd post with some one pretending to be me!!
the other was removed by I'm presuming the web master and I will flag this one also as I dont respond to bullying and intimidation as this is what I believe they are trying to do .....
The above text has been deliberately disemvowelled as it is in breach of the Surbiton.com terms.
No I have quite an extensive vocabulary thank you TG and chavvy words like muppet and friggin aren't among them.
Wel brave anonymous! What a nasty cowardly little sneak you are, insulting people and not giving out a username in case you get picked. Go and change your nappy you big baby.
The above text has been deliberately disemvowelled as it is in breach of the Surbiton.com terms.
Whats the positive side ?
The positive side is
It provides a roof over some people's heads (not ALL residents are criminals)
It has an inexpensive restaurant
It is an inexpensive venue for parties and events
It has all sorts of classes
Lonely people can go there for a free Christmas lunch on Christmas day.
Some of you "anonymous" bigots on here might benefit from the last point as you are bound to be quite sad lonely people judging by the standard of your posts and your neanderthal mind sets.
I am glad that he stood up to them, though I can't say I have ever witnessed any of this kind of behavour in Surbiton so I am guessing it is a rare occurence.
Why is it that some people on here are obsessed with the YMCA they think its the root of all evil, it does have a positive side as well.
Erm, this is a bit sad really, isn't it.
The whole of the original post has been copied from the website chavtowns.co.uk about an event that supposedly happened in Havant:
http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=596
Well spotted! I wonder what motivated Victoria to post it? Reading some of the other posts here makes me wonder if there's a campaign to dis Surbiton for some reason.
Somehow I doubt we'll seeing much more from Victoria in 'her' current guise.
fight violence with violence??
call me wrong but isnt that just re-inforcing violence???
"If only all thugs were taught a lesson in this way!"
In what way, sticking 2 fingers up, is that going to teach them a lesson then?
Blimey this reads like a Jeffery Archer novel
A chavmobile boomed past and a shouts out at a very large man jogging "whatchoo runnin' for you fu'ing wanga"
This 'very large man' jogging does a 2 fingered salute and “instantly became a role model for me”
Why didn’t this 'role model' jogger just reply with "because the pubs about to shut" or anything that would have lighten the situation, or simply just kept his mouth shut and jogged
Hardly a role model is he?
Why should the law abiding public take abuse from this scum grimboyd? If only all thugs were taught a lesson in this way! Most of them hide in the YMCA.
Are you sure you weren't misinterpreting what you saw?
Perhaps they were offering him a lift? They might have been saying, 'I say, what are you running for? Ride with use if you want to.'
The runner then playfully jostled passed them insisting he gets is daily exercise. They then call, 'Don't waste your energy. You can't'.
I see this sort of thing all the time in Surbiton.
Or simply round them all up and sterilize them,probably not allowed to in case it violates there human right to annoy and cause mayhem and offence to all and sundry.
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