I woke up this morning and thought ‘Do you know what, I really fancy guzzling a huge piece of cake, having an outdoor massage, winning a bottle of ketchup in a tombola, getting high off the fumes from a 1960s Borgward, having a lot of people walk into me, and watching some Morris dancers caper about on a station forecourt ’.

It's that time of the year again.

Hosted by Oddbins, a fun and informative evening all about wine.

£8 per person (please pay on door)

Places to be booked in advance by calling either Liz on 020 8390 2963 or John on 020 8390 0311.

The RNLI Rally takes place along Queen’s Promenade has become part of the Surbiton Festival’s annual programme. This two-day event is very popular with over 60 boats in attendance and a whole host of activities taking place alongside Surbiton's beautiful stretch of the River Thames.

The RNLI Rally takes place along Queen’s Promenade has become part of the Surbiton Festival’s annual programme. This two-day event is very popular with over 60 boats in attendance and a whole host of activities taking place alongside Surbiton's beautiful stretch of the River Thames.

Earl of Wessex marks clock tower centenary.

Come and watch the Thames Sailing Club Vintage Regatta, a festival celebrating the history of sailboat racing on the Thames.

Come and watch the Thames Sailing Club Vintage Regatta, a festival celebrating the history of sailboat racing on the Thames.

Maple Road summer party grant refused.

The one-act festival was launched four years ago and provides a wonderful opportunity for local writers and performers to get involved in good local theatre.

• EARS AND HEARTS by Eddie Coleman
  – directed by Lesley Strachan with Denise Rocard, glen Nixon, Frances Burton and Julia Manning
• SETTLING DOWN by Ted Sweeney
  – directed by Yasmin Leighton with Susan Brown and Richard Williams
• INTERVAL
• BREAKERS by Genevieve Ross
  – directed by Richard Burley with James Robertson, Amy Brown and Hollie Rogers
• TWO CLOWNS by Chris Masters