Bizarre

Surbiton's noisiest

Tolworth Rise is officially loudest place in town.

Going down the pants

Millionaire bachelor's Surbiton porn film.

Steamy windows

Doggers target Surbiton Golf Club.

Virgin Mary visions a fraud

Vatican dismisses 20 years of Surbiton apparitions.

Award winning guide dog dead

Owner suspects poisoning.

ET invasion over

Mysterious UFOs are now Identified FOs.

Stuck up kid

Boy in branches

Schoolboy climbs tree and won't come down.

UFO over Surbiton?

Lampshade

A dozen people report seeing a ring of lights glide across the sky.

Salad squad

Resident says drug squad mistook tomatoes on his balcony for cannabis.

Surbiton housewife is Beatles' 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds'

Lucy O'Donnell confirms that she was the inspiration for one of Sgt. Pepper's most famous songs.

A snake up your tail pipe

Berrylands mother discovers baked reptile while on school run.

The smell of burned meat and smoke from the engine compartment alerted Mrs. Muir from The Ridings that something wasn't quite right with her Renault Megane. So after dropping off her child she took her car to Berrylands MOT garage where a mechanic discovered the remains of a North American Corn Snake wrapped around the exhaust manifold.

Surbiton woman experiments with tiger dung

Pan Hillier from Queen's Drive, acquired a load from Chessington Zoo to trial a recent NSPCC charity auction prize.
Apparently the camembert smelling droppings are renowned for deterring small mammals.

Record-breaking 28 stone, £25,000 wedding dress

Tolworth wedding gets in the record books for the world's heaviest wedding dress.

Buy the whole of Surbiton for £490,000

Offices, twelve farm-workers cottages, a house, garage, two dams and two mountain streams. Just 6,000 miles from London.

Surbiton, a farmstead in South African is for sale. With municipal irrigation water and drinking water, the forty-five hectares is site close to the Langeberg mountains and the Hermitage Valley. Ideal for citrus fruit; Satsumas, Navel Oranges and Lemons.

Available for auction March 23rd.

Read more in AllAfrica.com...

Surbiton employee shaves company logo onto head

DST International worker, Hugo Everitt shaved his head and beard for cancer charity.

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